Discover the Thrill of the Un-Dead!
Your Ultimate Nightmare Vacation
Tired of the same old sunshine and sandy beaches? Craving a truly electrifying experience? Look no further than our exclusive stay at Frankenstein's castle!
Your Nightmare Vacation Awaits!
Experience the thrill of being greeted by our resident monster! Don't worry, he's quite friendly... Mostly, for a creature stitched together from stolen body parts.
Witness the groundbreaking science (of questionable ethics) that brought life to the monster. Our expert guides will walk you through the gruesome details, complete with surplus parts to enjoy at home!
Embark on a thrilling flower-picking hike through the desolate wilderness and expressionistic scenery. Follow in the footsteps of the Creature. It's sure to involve sudden outbursts of rage!
Spend the night in the damp, creepy castle itself, complete with creaky floorboards, cobwebs, mysterious shadows, and the occasional midnight scream.
Book Your Nightmare Vacation Today!
Warning:
*Tour may involve exposure to loud noises, lightening, and terrifying screams.
*Not responsible for any lost souls or unexpected loss of brains.
*Your safety is our priority, but we cannot guarantee protection from angry mobs of local villagers.
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