Jeff Sexton

Thursday, May 31, 2012

len length

Microsoft SQL Server has a function called len() while MySQL has a function called length().

There doesn't seem to be any common way to write SQL that will work in both servers.  So I guess my Java program will have to resort to detecting the server type from a JDBC Connection and making the necessarily adjustments to the queries.

Connection con;
DatabaseMetaData databaseMetaData;
databaseMetaData = con.getMetaData();
if (databaseMetaData.getDatabaseProductName().contains("Microsoft"))
   * SQL Server, boo!
   * MySQL, hotdog!

For what it's worth SQL Server appears to be the out-of-spec one of the two (shocking I know).

Thursday, May 17, 2012

Fat Cat

This is Iris the cat.

I took this cat, Iris, to the vet for a checkup first thing this morning.
Strictly routine...

The vet said she was too fat and gave me this cup to measure the cat food.

I have two cats, the other one being thin and smaller generally, so there's some guess work involved, but she suggested about how much food they should both eat in a day.

I took the food I had just given them this morning, hardly any eaten yet due to the trip to the vet, and poured into the measuring cup.  Here's the problem.

It's almost exactly what it is supposed to be.

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